See Andy Borowitz at the St. Pete Times Festival of Reading!

140 Seventh Avenue South - at Bayboro Harbor, St. Petersburg
Saturday, Oct. 24, 2009, 10 a.m. ? 5 p.m.
Free Admission

Go to www.festivalofreading.com for a complete list of authors.

Who Moved My Soap?
The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison:
The Bernie Madoff Edition

They threw the book at Madoff. Now here?s the book he needs: WHO MOVED MY SOAP? The CEO?s Guide to Surviving in Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition (June 30, 2009; Simon & Schuster paperback reissue; $9.95). By award-winning comedian and frequent New Yorker contributor Andy Borowitz, WHO MOVED MY SOAP? is a timely antidote to the economic mess left by corporate greed?revised with a new introduction, written especially for Madoff?s sentencing. This hilarious satire exposes the ironies of CEO prison life: ?The inmate of yesteryear was always looking for a fight; today?s convicted CEO is in search of excellence.? Needless to say, the many CEOs headed to the slammer will benefit from this valuable advice guide.

Borowitz covers all relevant aspects of incarceration, from exit strategies (prison-break tips) to ways of keeping the business acumen sharp (how to make the Warden your most valuable employee) and even self-defense (how to use this book as a deadly weapon). Convicted corporate executives should look at this behind bars as an opportunity, rather than a disadvantage. New business contacts can be established, new management strategies tested?time can even be spent working on the golf game so it stays sharp for ten, twenty, or however many years!

These life-saving survival tips are reported straight from the former chief executive of Shamco International, now a resident of Cell Block Six at the US penitentiary in Lomax, Alabama, where he is getting a new roommate?Bernie Madoff. He reminds us that being locked in a cell ?does not mean you have to stop thinking outside the box.?

From ?The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners? to ?Bringing Six Sigma to Sing Sing,? Borowitz?s guidebook will help any CEO ?trade his pinstripes for horizontal ones.?